Sunday, 7 February 2016

CHEAT STATUS

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Don't lie, don't cheat, and don;t make promises you can't keep

You knew damn well what you were doing. You knew damn well who you were breaking.

If you cheat on a girl that's willing to do anything for you, you actually cheated yourself out of true loyalty.

If you had enough time to cheat, you had enough time to think about it.

You said you'd always be there for me, but I guess that was just another one of your lies.

Some people treat relationships as a video game.. they play them and when they get bored they cheat.

You know you're not sorry if you cheated you're just sorry you got caught.

People don't cheat by chance, they cheat by choice.

Cheating is easy. Try something hard, like being committed.

Most people cheat because they're too focused on what they're missing instead of appreciating what they have.

If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you. - Lyfe Jennings

If you leave someone for another person, don't be surprised if that person leaves you for someone else.

Sleeping alone is better than sharing your bed with someone who shares a bed with someone else when you're not around.

Once a cheater always a cheater, they can never be trusted again.

Cheating is a choice.. Not a mistake. Don't be fooled.

He who stands for nothing will fall for anything. 

Being drunk will never, ever, be an excuse for cheating.

A real man ends a relationship before he starts searching for another.

Don't lie, don't cheat, and don't make promises you know you can't keep.

Cheating on a good person is like throwing away a diamond and picking up a rock.

Being labeled a cheater is the worst ever.

Boys are supposed to love & protect their girlfriends, not hurt & betray them.

The only things you give yourself when you cheat are fear and guilt.

Forget who hurt you yesterday, but don't forget who loves you tenderly today.

Don't cry over someone that won't cry over you.

Don't cheat in a relationship. If you're not happy then just leave.

I would prefer even to fail with honor than to win by cheating. 


If your boyfriend or girlfriend has no texts in their phone's history, chances are you're being cheated on.

Love only one girl or boy at a time. Or break up with the person. DO NOT CHEAT!!!!

I don't understand why people cheat, if you're not happy, just leave.

Cheaters think everyone cheats. Liars think everyone lies. Keep this in mind.

Cheating and lying aren't struggles, they're reasons to break up.

Once a cheater, always a cheater. If they cheat with you, they'll cheat on you.Once a cheater, always a repeater. 

Most people end up cheating because they're paying more attention to what they're missing, rather than what they have.

Before lying to one who trusts you remember one of the difficult things to do is to build trust after it has been broken.

If a man cheats on his woman with you, what makes you think he wont cheat on you with another.

Anyone can cheat, it takes a real man to be faithful.

Cheating is easy. Try something more like being faithful.

You already got caught lying! Stop being fake and try being real for once in your life.

Cheating on a good woman is like failing an open book test.

Moving on is simple, what you leave behind that makes it difficult.

There is no excuse for cheating in a relationship. 

It is impossible for a man to be cheated by anyone but himself. 

I just want an honest relationship. No lies. No mind games. No cheating.

Behind the mask of ice that people wear, there beats a heart of fire.

Fraud is the daughter of greed.

No man is more cheated than the selfish man. 


The first and worst of all frauds is to cheat one's self. All sin is easy after that.

He's playing you because you're the only one who doesn't know.

There's no pass or fail in relationships, so there's no need for cheating. 

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.

History repeats itself. Liars will be liars, cheaters will be cheaters, and the person who has always been there for you, will always be.

A mistake is an accident. Cheating and lying are not mistakes, they are intentional choices. Stop hiding behind the word mistake when you get caught!

FAMILY STATUS

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Home is where you are loved the most and act the worst.   

That's what people do who love you. They put their arms around you and love you when you're not so lovable.        

Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist. 

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.  

It is a wise father that knows his own child. 

Bringing up a family should be an adventure, not an anxious discipline in which everybody is constantly graded for performance.     

Parents are like God because you wanna know they're out there, and you want them to think well of you, but you really only call when you need something.     

Parents were the only ones obligated to love you; from the rest of the world you had to earn it.     

The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other's life. 

Rarely do members of one family grow up under the same roof.   

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home.      

A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary.     

When you educate a man you educate an individual. When you educate a woman you educate a whole family.

A brother may not be a friend, but a friend will always be a brother.      

A crab walks, so walks his children.      

A father's a treasure; a brother's a comfort; a friend is both.      

A house divided cannot stand.      

Be it ever so humble there's no place like home.      

Blood is thicker than water.      

Charity begins at home.      

Children are a poor man's riches.  

Children have more need of models than critics.     

Give an extra piece of cake to a stepchild.     

Home is where the heart is.      

Like father, like son.      

Like father, like son.      

One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters.      

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.  

What children say, they have heard at home.     

You can do anything with children if only you play with them.     

It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons.     

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them.     

An ounce of blood is worth more than a pound of friendship.     

What greater thing is there for human souls than to feel that they are joined for life - to be with each other in silent unspeakable memories.     

Families are the compass that guides us. They are the inspiration to reach great heights, and our 
comfort when we occasionally falter.  

Each day of our lives we make deposits in the memory banks of our children.     


BOYS STATUS

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I Was Born Intelligent But Girlzz Ruined Me :)

I am single, because i haven't found someone who deserves ME.

A universe, 8 planets, 192 countries, 189, 497 islands, 85 seas, 7 billion people & I'm still single. :p

A man's biggest mistake is giving another man an opportunity to make his woman smile.

My Girlfriend says I need to be more affectionate.... Now I have 2 Girlfriends! :p

Hey Girls, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me? :p

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished. :P

Latest research: 'Boys Always remain faithful to girlfriend....!!!' But Which Girlfriend...? That is still a topic of research! :P

Ladies: A REAL Man Won't Send You Mixed Signals... Cause a Real Man Knows What He Wants..

Dear girls, don't flatter yourself. i sent you a friend request, NOT a wedding proposal.

you'll never loose women by chasing money. But you'll loose money by chasing women.

Women have an amazingly mysterious ability of communication. They listen half, understand 

quarter but can tell double.

It's funny how girls RUN from the guy who try to make them happy, and FIGHT for the ones that make them cry.

My girlfriend says that I treat her like a child, So I gave her a sticker for standing up for her self.

Don't take too much time to text her back.. It makes her feel you're talking to someone more important than her.

Girls Are Like Police. Once They Get Hold Of All The Evidences, They Still Want To Hear The Truth From You.

Words that spoiled many boys' life .... 'Dude she's looking at you.'

Make your girlfriend happy by telling those 3 words every girl loves to hear 'Here's my Wallet'

If a girl cries, there may be thousand reasons. But if a boy cries, there is only one reason: 'GIRL'

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that, is the beginning of a new argument.

When girls get jealous, it's normal. But, when boys get jealous, lucky the girl he loves.

Some words of advice to men: Treat women the same way you would want your daughter to be treated.

3 dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks.To be as rich as his child believes.To have as many women as his wife suspects .

Never underestimate a girl's ability to find things out.


A man is never careful until he buys a new car and a white shirt.

Half you boys better pray your daughter never runs into a guy like you

A real man is a man that can overlook every other female because all his attention is already on one.

Guys have no idea how long something they said can stay in a girl's mind.

Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do. :p

Girls don't need make up to look pretty for a guy. Is it true?

Guys, if she worries about you, she cares. But when she stops caring, that's when you should be 
worried.

Girls, being beautiful doesn't make you nice. Being nice makes you beautiful!

A female can be your best friend, worst enemy, or your worst nightmare...It all depends on how you treat her!

I'm a boy. I don't smoke, drink, or party every weekend. I don't sleep around or start drama to get attention. Yes, we still do exist.

one day you'll realize...all the love that i gave to you...is now being given to someone else.

If a girl is shopping she's trendy, if boy is shopping he's wasting money.

Best line which help you save money when going on restaurents with your girlfriend - So what's you 
gonna eat Fatty ??

Guys: When she's not yours, you'll do everything you can to get her. But when you do have her, you take everything for granted.

Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age, but will kill you if you forget their birthday's :-)

When a boyfriend brings his girlfriend flowers for no reason, there's a reason :)

Girls biggest lie: I'm OK.

Worlds Shortest Joke: 2 women were sitting quietly...

When a person is really into you, he or she will always find a way to have time with you.. NO EXCUSES.

When a girl cancels a date she cancels it because she has to...But when an boy cancels a date he cancels it because he has two.

Three words a boyfriend will never heard from his girlfriend - 'You Are Right'

Treat your girlfriend right, or someone else will.

The secret of being a great man = having a great woman who supports you all the time!

Never underestimate the power of a woman.

Dear Girls, remember catching a husband is an art, to hold him is a job.

When guys get jealous, it's actually kinda cute. When girls get jealous, World War III is about to start!

Is that your ex? No, that's the biggest mistake of my life.

Why's NASA never sent a woman to the Moon? Because it doesn't need cleaning yet.

When your single, you see all the happy couples, when your in a relationship, you see the happy single's

Today I came across a book that said: 'All the things men know about woman', it was blank inside.

Girls are like phones. they love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.

I-L-O-V-E-Y-O-U has eight letters, but baby, so does B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T...

it's Very easy to sacrifice for a girl , but it's difficult to find a girl deserve sacrificing

Behind every great woman, there is a guy looking at her ass :D

I've just moved you to the top of my 'To do list' ;)

Wouldn't it be good if Ctrl+Alt+Del worked for ex girlfriend

A smart girl knows how to love. A smarter one knows who to love.

I would love to see the 'pretty girls' in my school remove their make up.

If you choose between two girls, always pick the second one; If you really loved the first one, you would have never thought of the second one.

I need no reason to love you, but I need thousands of reasons to leave you.

Dear Good Boys, do not worry having no girlfriend this time. Remember, bad boys will always have the best girlfriend but they will never have the best wife.

BIKES STATUS

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The awkward moment when you are on a bike and get hit by a car..... a parked car.

I enjoy going on motorcycle trips and stopping in small towns and enjoying drinks with the locals.

It wasn't until I went to college and I got my first motorcycle that I understood the thrill of speed.

If I weren't doing what I'm doing today... I'd be traveling around the world on the back of a 
motorcycle.

I really love to ride my motorcycle. When I want to just get away and be by myself and clear my 
head, that's what I do.

I look my best when I take my helmet off after a long motorcycle ride. I have a glow and a bit of 
helmet hair.

You do not need a therapist if you own a motorcycle, any kind of motorcycle!

Anybody can jump a motorcycle. The trouble begins when you try to land it.

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150.

Life is like a ten speed bike. Most of us have gears we never use. That is why only a select few succeed.

Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?

My son wasn't too pleased about me giving him a bath earlier. Apparently he wanted a bikefor his 
birthday.

CHEATING is NOT an accident... falling off a bike is an accident! You don't trip and fall into coochie..

I look my best when I take my helmet off after a long motorcycle ride. I have a glow and a bit of helmet hair.

I Love My Bike More Than My GF.

Drop the gear and disappear.

What a glorious day to just ride!

Run the race of life at your own pace.

A motorcycle is an independent thing.

Keep the paint up, and the rubber down!

Save some money, go for a ride :)

A man without a woman is like a bird without a bike.

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be.

Llllllloooollllll.. i saw a donkey on a bike.

no road is too long when you have good company

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.

Got in a wreck with a smart car today, its totaled. My bike is fine though.

Why can't a bike stand on its own? Because it is two-tired.

Cheating is not an accident guys. Falling off a bike is an accident..

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150.

Anybody can jump a motorcycle. The trouble begins when you try to land it.

You do not need a therapist if you own a motorcycle, any kind of motorcycle!

Do not compete with anyone in the race of life. Compete with yourself.


Run the race of life set for you with all your very best.


ATTITUDE STATUS

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What people say to your face is not a problem. The problem is what they say behind your back.

The ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world are the ones who do.

People with high ego and unnecessary attitude deserves the standing ovation of the tallest finger...

Sometimes people a high five on the face with a CHAIR.

Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone, so moving my seat won’t help. Sincerely, Student

I am who i am, you approval is not needed.

I am not perfect but I am limited Edition.

I will win not immediately, but Definitely.

Silence is the best answer to a FOOL.

My attitude is based on how you treat me.

Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.

My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my BED.

I am multi talented, i can talk and piss you off at the same time.

A bad attitude is like a flat tire, you cant go anywhere until you change it.

I tried being like you, my personality didn't like it.

Men also have FEELINGS, for example they can feel HUNGRY.

Excellence is not a skill, It is an attitude.

If you can;t convince them, confuse them.

I know i am awesome, so i don't care about your opinion.

If a plan didn't work, Alphabet has 25 more letters.

I was reminded that my blood type is Be Positive.

The quickest way to double your money is to FOLD it in half and put it back in your pocket.

When i was born, i was so surprised, I didn't talk for a year and half.

DP to lagalu par teri aukat nahin hai.

An ugly personality destroy a pretty face.

I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.

Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don't have.

I Wish My Parents Were Like Google...They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete..

Every problem comes with some solution...If it doesn't have any solution, it's a Girl!

I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF.!

WIFE & INSULT Are Somewhat Similar, They Always Look Good,IF IT IS NOT YOURS!..

In Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It's Because Mom Knows What Love Is... And Dad Knows What Boys Are..

I have no time to hate people... who hate me... because, I'm always busy in loving people, who love me..

People say me bad..but trust me I am the worst!

I don't need to explain myself because, I know I'm right.

There are three sides to an argument.. my side, your side and the right side.

Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off...

'Dream' as if you'll live forever.. Live as if tomorrow is last one...

Galileo-Great mind! Einstein-genius mind! Newton-Extraordinary mind! Bill gates-brilliant mind.. ME-Never Mind!

I don't care what people think or say about me!

I am learn from My Mistake! Without Mistake We Can't Learn Best.

There are two type of people winner and Losser, Winner always Working Hard, Losser Always try to shortcut for win.

Your whatsapp status say's online .. If your online then, why aren't you msg me!

Try to solve your problem yourself... Don't Depend on other..!

Every people is a intelligent, When he work Hard!

Please don't get confused between my my attitude & personality!

If people are trying to bring you 'Down'.. It only means that you are 'Above them'.

I'm cool but Summer made me hot!

Apni to bass ek hi wish hai.. Ser pe Taaj.. Sath me koi Khass Aur is kamini duniya pe Raajjj !!

Life is too short Don't waste it updating status !

Work until you don't have to, introduce yourself.

Those who know love has also the risk of knowing pain.

People are like 'MuSic' some say the 'TrUth' and rest,just noise..

Why is 'Monday' so far from 'Friday' and 'Friday' so near to 'Monday'??..

Life is too short. Don't waste it reading my status...

I wish I had 'Google' in my mind and 'Antivirus' in my heart...

There comes a point in life, when you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always 
will...

I miss the days when I was put my head on my desk...

Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile...Smile please...!!

When you care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours.!!

Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you..

Good thing is listening a new song is that it doesn't remind you of anyone...

Beauty is like Moon, looks much better at Night...


Beauty in the skin & Attitude in the bone!Style is a way to say who you are without speaking.

Style is a reflection of your attitude and personality.

Your looks don't make you Beautiful, it's the person inside who makes you beautiful...

Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine..

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software...it's called #Sunday, please fix it !

Best way to deal with haters, Keep calm, and stay classy..

I don't have time to hate people bcz.. I'm busy loving people who love me.

Smartness is a perfect beauty.

My attitude based on how you treat me.

Take me as I am or watch me as I go.

I don't have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.

Attitude is like underwear - don't show it just wore it J.

So you're checking my status.. :D

My _|_ salutes you.

Take me as I am or watch me as I go.

If you hate me – Log on to KISS-MY-ASS.com

The greatest pleasure in life is doing the things people say you can't ;)

I'm sorry my fault. I forgot you're an Idiot.

I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early.

May my enemies live a long life to see my success.

I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.

The biggest slap to your enemies is your success

If they hates you for no reason- Give them 1

Smile infront of those who hates you – It kills them.

My mind makes me a girl, my attitude a bitch and my class a lady J

If you think I am BAD than you're wrong, I am the worst.

I never insult people I only tell them what they are.

Someone stole my heart; may I check your BRA?

I am single as my love story is being written by god and he is busy is making it best.

I am not changed it's just I grew up and you should try too.

2 mints silent for those.. Who seen but didn't like my posts.

Yes, I have made mistakes because life didn't come with 'USER MANUAL and INSTRUCTIONS'!

Attitudes are more important than facts.

Take charge of your attitude. Don't let someone else choose it for you.