Sunday, 21 August 2016

How i become Rich




How i can become Rich

1. INVESTING



   investing is the best ways to become rich. if you are earn 2000Rs. of a days. then You 
   Should   spent   only  1500Rs. and Save 500Rs in banks. because you don't know 
   where  problem is waiting for you.


   2   Appreciate your Every Experience


     If you filled a room with a thousand people and ask them how many of them consider themselves lucky, most likely, only a few would raise their hands. Maybe because they recently got a promotion, had a baby or maybe because they already have taken these steps. But for the most part, people don’t consider themselves lucky. Maybe your tire went flat today, maybe you got yelled at by your boss or maybe you’re just inexplicably miserable.  
                                               Thats why Always Appreciate your Every Experience.


3  Share To  Others

   


      But I don’t have enough myself, how can I give? It’s often those who have least, that give the most. If you thought you could become rich by just taking, you were wrong. If a tree falls and no one is around to hear it, will it make a sound? It seems that most people don’t think so. Our solution to world’s big problems is to either ignore it until it goes away or go to war. Take teacher for example, if a person does something against the teacher, teacher punish them by out of class them away somewhere.  but i am saying If you want to be Rich Person in Life. Then You have to share your Things To Others.

4.  Control Your Emotions
   
        


Firstly you have to learn control your Emotions. Beacuse Emotions is a very Important Things.
Not every thought needs to come out of your mouth. Not every emotion needs to be expressed. When you say whatever is on your mind, you risk hurting others. Loose lips are a habit for 69 percent of those who struggle financially. Conversely, 94 percent of wealthy people filter their emotions. They understand that letting emotions control them can destroy relationships at work and at home. Wait to say what’s on your mind until you’re calm and have had time to look at the situation objectively.            
                                    Thats Why if you want to become Rich person You have to control Your emotions.


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Tuesday, 31 May 2016

NEW FUNNY JOKES IN HINDI

NEW JOKES IN HINDI

Jaab tum raat ko sachche dil se sone ki koshish karo to..
Tab Wifi/3G ki tez speed tumhe jagane ki saajish karti hai.



Boy-Papa..papa lagta hai Varsa aane wali hai
Papa-tu study kar.. nalayak, sara din bas ladkiyo ki baate karta rahta hai

Son- Papa me life me aage badhne ke liye kaya karu? 

Papa- Patthar le aur sabse phele ye mobile phor.....

1 admi ne 100 times khoon daan kark record bnaya

Blood bank walo ne uski wife ko prize diya ye kehte hue ki Apne Nahi PiyaTabi to Hmne Liye

Bahot sweet hai wo jinhe hum chahte hai,

Hr pal Khuda se usiko mangte he
Dil tarasta he use pane ko
Kya Apka dil nai krta
“Dairy Milk” Khaane ka

SAD JOKES IN HINDI



SAD JOKES


Hum to aise hi baithe the pani mein patthar mar rahe the.
.
Achanak se Ek medhak nikla aur bola…
“Pani mein to aa sale, teri udasi utaru sale,
Apni vali ki chakkar mein meri vali ka Sar fod diya”

FUNNY JOKES IN HINDI

FUNNY JOKES

Arj kiya hai…
.
Jamane ke dar se teri photo ko bathroom  mein chupa rakhi hai.
.
Wah wah…
.
Jamane ke dar se teri photo ko bathroom  mein chupa rakhi hai.
Didar ho tera bar bar isliye “JULAAB” ki goli kha rakhi hai.

Love romance is just like hot tea and

heart is like Parle-G Biscut 
Hadd Se Jyada Dubaoge To Toot Jayega...

Guess the minimum area with maximum decoration!!

Topper’s Answer was:
“WOMAN’S FACE”

 Abe O pagal, 1 Zabardast Sher Sun

Sher Bi Tu, Cheeta Bi Tu
Kya Frmaya?
Sher Bi Tu, Cheeta Bi Tu
Or
Bandron Ki Race Me “Jeeta” Bi Tu

phone rings tring tring..

1st: hello roshni he?
2nd: nahi he..
1st: nahi he to mombatti jala lo ho jayege.

Paros me lahne wali preety girl ka transfer

Aur last wale me to Dil karta hai rooo hiii deee...new jokes in hindi

Kismat ho to Narendra Modi jaisi !!

Na parliament me opposition hai na ghar pe wife hai !!!
Bole to Life Jhinga la La.

WIFE JOKES

WIFE JOKES


Chintu : Meri WIFE mar gayi… Mein rona chahta tha… Par Anshu nikal hi nahi rahe the.

Fir muje ek dost ne kaha.
.
“Imagine she’s come back!”
.
Fir to pucho mat… “Kya roya mein”



DOLU : Tum dono ki jodi Raam aur Sita ki jodi jaisi hai.
.
BOLU :  Kya yar… Raam Sita jaisi…
“Na to Sali ye Dharti mein samati hai, Aur na ise Rawan lekar jata hai.”



Ek dukhi pati BABA ke pass gaya aur bola – “Meri Wife Do din se khamos hai.”
.
BABA – “To baccha mere pass kyu aaya hai, “Guinness Book of World Record” mein jao.


Purani kahavat hai – “Sote samay Tension lekar nahi sona chaiye”

Ye jante hue bhi Log “Apni Bivi ke sath sote hai”

Husband comes home very early from shop and watch wife

With Another handsome guy.
Wife- Why are you early.??
Husband- Who is he?
.
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Wife- Duffer..Don’t try to change the topic.!

DOCTOR AND PATIENT JOKES



DOCTOR AND PATIENTS JOKE


patient(Doctor se) : Ab muje aapki dawaiyio se bahot hi aaram  hai. Bas thodi si aur sans ki problem  hai.
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Doctor : To thik hai… Aap kahete ho to use rokne ke liye bhi Davai de deta hu. 

STUDENT AND MADAM

STUDENT AND MADAM


Madam-Bacho choti madhumakhi tumko kaya deti h
Bache- Shahad
Madam-Patli bakri ?
Bache-Milk
Madam-Aur moti bhes?
Bache-Homework only homework...
Madam-De thappar pe thappar...