Tuesday, 31 May 2016

NEW FUNNY JOKES IN HINDI

NEW JOKES IN HINDI

Jaab tum raat ko sachche dil se sone ki koshish karo to..
Tab Wifi/3G ki tez speed tumhe jagane ki saajish karti hai.



Boy-Papa..papa lagta hai Varsa aane wali hai
Papa-tu study kar.. nalayak, sara din bas ladkiyo ki baate karta rahta hai

Son- Papa me life me aage badhne ke liye kaya karu? 

Papa- Patthar le aur sabse phele ye mobile phor.....

1 admi ne 100 times khoon daan kark record bnaya

Blood bank walo ne uski wife ko prize diya ye kehte hue ki Apne Nahi PiyaTabi to Hmne Liye

Bahot sweet hai wo jinhe hum chahte hai,

Hr pal Khuda se usiko mangte he
Dil tarasta he use pane ko
Kya Apka dil nai krta
“Dairy Milk” Khaane ka

SAD JOKES IN HINDI



SAD JOKES


Hum to aise hi baithe the pani mein patthar mar rahe the.
.
Achanak se Ek medhak nikla aur bola…
“Pani mein to aa sale, teri udasi utaru sale,
Apni vali ki chakkar mein meri vali ka Sar fod diya”

FUNNY JOKES IN HINDI

FUNNY JOKES

Arj kiya hai…
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Jamane ke dar se teri photo ko bathroom  mein chupa rakhi hai.
.
Wah wah…
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Jamane ke dar se teri photo ko bathroom  mein chupa rakhi hai.
Didar ho tera bar bar isliye “JULAAB” ki goli kha rakhi hai.

Love romance is just like hot tea and

heart is like Parle-G Biscut 
Hadd Se Jyada Dubaoge To Toot Jayega...

Guess the minimum area with maximum decoration!!

Topper’s Answer was:
“WOMAN’S FACE”

 Abe O pagal, 1 Zabardast Sher Sun

Sher Bi Tu, Cheeta Bi Tu
Kya Frmaya?
Sher Bi Tu, Cheeta Bi Tu
Or
Bandron Ki Race Me “Jeeta” Bi Tu

phone rings tring tring..

1st: hello roshni he?
2nd: nahi he..
1st: nahi he to mombatti jala lo ho jayege.

Paros me lahne wali preety girl ka transfer

Aur last wale me to Dil karta hai rooo hiii deee...new jokes in hindi

Kismat ho to Narendra Modi jaisi !!

Na parliament me opposition hai na ghar pe wife hai !!!
Bole to Life Jhinga la La.

WIFE JOKES

WIFE JOKES


Chintu : Meri WIFE mar gayi… Mein rona chahta tha… Par Anshu nikal hi nahi rahe the.

Fir muje ek dost ne kaha.
.
“Imagine she’s come back!”
.
Fir to pucho mat… “Kya roya mein”



DOLU : Tum dono ki jodi Raam aur Sita ki jodi jaisi hai.
.
BOLU :  Kya yar… Raam Sita jaisi…
“Na to Sali ye Dharti mein samati hai, Aur na ise Rawan lekar jata hai.”



Ek dukhi pati BABA ke pass gaya aur bola – “Meri Wife Do din se khamos hai.”
.
BABA – “To baccha mere pass kyu aaya hai, “Guinness Book of World Record” mein jao.


Purani kahavat hai – “Sote samay Tension lekar nahi sona chaiye”

Ye jante hue bhi Log “Apni Bivi ke sath sote hai”

Husband comes home very early from shop and watch wife

With Another handsome guy.
Wife- Why are you early.??
Husband- Who is he?
.
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Wife- Duffer..Don’t try to change the topic.!

DOCTOR AND PATIENT JOKES



DOCTOR AND PATIENTS JOKE


patient(Doctor se) : Ab muje aapki dawaiyio se bahot hi aaram  hai. Bas thodi si aur sans ki problem  hai.
.
Doctor : To thik hai… Aap kahete ho to use rokne ke liye bhi Davai de deta hu. 

STUDENT AND MADAM

STUDENT AND MADAM


Madam-Bacho choti madhumakhi tumko kaya deti h
Bache- Shahad
Madam-Patli bakri ?
Bache-Milk
Madam-Aur moti bhes?
Bache-Homework only homework...
Madam-De thappar pe thappar...

VERY FUNNY JOKES IN HINDI



VERY FUNNY JOKES

Raat me motercycle or car ke peeche kute ese tezi se bhagte hai jese
,
,
,
,
 agle choke pe 2  gari chhin he lenge.
Aaj kal ladke ladki se milne ke baad
unka naam nahi poochte ye poochte hai-
tum WhatApp me ho?

Ladke wale-Jee ladki ne kaya kiya huwa hai

Ladki wale-Jee esne naak me dum kiya huwa hai
ese le jaye bas.....

Spiderman, Batman, Superman saab behosh

Dekh ke South Indian Movie ke Hero ka Josh


Mÿ Friend: Dost kaise ho?

Me: Mast hu..Bindaas hu..tu bata?
Mÿ Friend: Main bhi tik hu Yaar ek kaam tha..!
Me: Haan toh saare kaam karle, phir baat karte h....

Fair N lovely cream sach me kaam karti hai me tab maan jaugaa

jab wo black money wale ko fair bana de